Celebrity crushes: Penis edition
I love to hear about people’s discovery of their fascination with the nude male physique. I feel like it tells me a lot about themselves. It lets me know if you discovered and understood your sexuality at an early age, what type of man you’re interested in and simply to compare my discovery with other people. I’ve shared it here before but my earliest crush was the Red Ranger from the Power Rangers. He was the OG alpha male leader of the pack who was rumored to do gay porn under the name Brock at Sean Cody. Disappointingly that was a rumor, but when the rumor came out I quickly ran to my computer to see if it was true and for a hot minute I believed it.
There is some excitement to know your favorite celebrity has posed nude. It may not be Playgirl, but I’ve known many people to re-watch a movie or scene for a 3 second flash of a celebrity flaccid penis. Well, the celebrity nude side Mr. Man has created a space for clips, gifs and images of celebrity penis which have been shown on the big and small screen.
Earlier this month they released a new fun little bracket style competition dubbed “Cockapalooza” allowing fans to choose between their favorite celebrity penis. Currently, this includes celebrity crotches that have legally been placed in movies and TV so sorry you won’t be seeing Mike O’Hurn on this list as that content was leaked. I’ll leave you to google that for you enjoyment. 😉
Make sure to check out the many gifs and vote at www.mrman.com/bracket! For now, see what the site shared on Cockapalooza.
“From Michael Fassbender’s knee-slapper to Ewan McGregor’s legendary uncut goodness to Josh O’Connor’s all around just damn perfect penis, more stars than you think have revealed their manhood on screen. We scoured our comprehensive nudity database for the biggest, fattest and longest celebrities penises ever seen on screen, and it’s up to you to vote for your favorite!”
Mr. Man
The full list of competitors follows:
Michael Fassbender
Tom Mercier
Javier Bardem
Tom Cruise
Adam Demos
Peter Vack
Jack Reynor
Paul Mescal
Josh OConnor
Thomas Jane
Jai Courtney
Vincent Gallo
Jonathan Groff
Theo James
Colin Farrell
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Daniel Craig
James Purefoy
Ewan McGregor
Karl Glusman
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
Chris Messina
Alexander Skarsgard
Mark Rylance
Heath Ledger
Jeremy Williams
Chris Zylka
Henry Eikenberry
Christophe Paou and Pierre Deladonchamps
Paul Dawson
Harry Lawtey
Jaye Davidson
Robert De Niro
Antonio Banderas
Max Riemelt
Louis Garrel
Ben Affleck
Mark Ruffalo
Christopher Meloni
Zach McGowan
Shia LaBeouf
Juan Carlos Maldonado
Michael Pitt
Gaspard Ulliel
Omar Epps
Eric Balfour
Tom Hardy
Colby Keller
Bradley Cooper
Jack OConnell
50 Cent
Jesse LaVercombe
Matt Bomer
Michiel Huisman
Sebastian Stan
Jason Biggs
Gerard Butler
Ansel Wolf Pierce
Oscar Isaac
Daryl McCormack
Willem Dafoe
Tony Chiu-Wai Leung
Leonardo DiCaprio
Chris Pine
See all the content and vote at www.mrman.com/bracket!!!
At the time of writing, the competition stands between Paul Dawson and Jesse LaVercombe.
Paul Dawson
Jesse LaVercombe.
