Did you know relaunched their website today? From what I've seen, it's pretty fucking fantastic–and “Jack Tanner” seems no where to be found! So, in celebration, we have a special post featuring a clip from one of the first vids I ever saw featuring the amazing Jake Tanner:

Jake Tanner COLT Solo Video Waterbucks Macho Mountain

Okay, wanna hear something hysterical? On the site that serves these promo clips to webmasters like me, the PR fairies have described the above thusly:

After the workout, this homosexual masturbates in shower.

Words fail me (and, apparently, them).