Admittedly I had writers block. Best way to fix that: watch porn and jerk off to be inspired. Going through my collection of porn I almost immediately came across Hot Desert Knights' “Chocolate & Cream & the Fucking Machine” and knew I just wanted to talk about it. Call it a history lesson, but today I am excited to talk about an iconic porn (to me) I can enjoy over and over. 

Grab Your… Favorite Clip

We all have our favorite clips when it comes to porn. That scene or actor you can watch over and over without getting tired. This movie didn’t necessarily have a favorite pornstar of mine but the movie had everything! From the title you know there will be some interracial action. The “chocolate and cream” cliche has been done many times, but I can’t really remember many studios highlighting a fucking machine. I can’t remember when I first discovered a fuck machine being used on a guy in gay porn, but this could be one of those early memories. 

Sharing a little about myself, my father actually found this DVD in my bedroom’s computer when I was a young adult which sparked the awkward and dreaded sexuality conversation. Better than getting caught mid action, I chalked it up to innocent curiosity on gay sex. I made sure to hide this well while I was still under their roof and never got rid of the movie. Many years later I still use it to get off and found myself with my legs in the air using a fuck machine. 

Like I said, this movie has everything. If I had to list all porn related topics, it would cover:

  1. Threesomes
  2. Threesomes where the middle is fucking and gets fucked
  3. Orgy Sex
  4. Dildos (There is a wall of dildos and sex toys and I need this in my bedroom)
  5. A fuck machine
  6. Interracial sex (Hence “Chocolate & Cream”)
  7. Intergenerational sex (Probably what helped kick off my love for daddies)
  8. Sex Dungeon Environment
  9. Muscle
  10. Nipple Play & Pierced Nipples 
  11. Tattoos
  12. Bareback Sex
  13. Bondage Sex (Twink Roy Stratton is chained up to be used by every daddy in the dungeon. Easy to see how he was my icon for a minute)
  14. Red Heads (Versatile Verbal Daddy Eric Rogers fills this role)
  15. Everything cum related
    1. Cream pies
    2. Cum eating
    3. Cum swallowing
    4. Facials / Bukkake Scene

I’m sure you can find links online but if you want, you can get your copy of this DVD now for $6.99 on HotDesertKnights.com.

Still available online, the studio has this to say about its iconic movie. 

“This is as hot as it gets! The title speaks for itself – Black Guys and White Guys showing how real men DO IT!!!! and THE FUCKING MACHINE is a wonder to behold! It’s a real heavy duty industrial machine that’ll stroke you more than 100 thrusts a minute, deep, long and HARD using your favorite dildo!

Nine count ’em, nine of the hottest, hardest men going at it in a total of 4 scenes for 75 minutes. The asses get fucked till the cum is dripping out and then THE FUCKING MACHINE goes into action till the men (and boys) can take it no more. And, talk about cum shots, wait till you see THE FUCKING MACHINE blast the cum out of these guys.

This video has it all, men with muscles pounding away like pigs in heat, hard bodied boys taking turns fucking each other, and one cute, smooth little boy who finds out what a St. Andrews Cross is really used for, but not, of course, until after several of the men ravage and plunder his cute, sweet white little ass.”