Well. This Alan Ritchson “Reacher” is a total vibe.

Get comfy…

Make sure you've got plenty of energy…

And grab your dick…

(Ooops… that's Brendon Theron's dick!)

Hmmmm…. wrong again!

Just grab your dick because you're going to want to do what Gianluigi Volti here is doing!

This is not a review of the show. It's total objectification of the man himself:

No matter what he says, he LOOKS like he's ‘roided out on the Alan Ritchson “Reacher” show… MUCH more so than that IG post.

But he says…

I, on the other hand, am not so sure. That physique looks pretty jacked to me.

Is it just jealousy?

Or is it desire???

No matter what, the new “Reacher” is definitely worth the effort.

When retired Military Police Officer Jack Reacher is arrested for a murder he did not commit, he finds himself in the middle of a deadly conspiracy full of dirty cops, shady businessmen and scheming politicians. With nothing but his wits, he must figure out what is happening in Margrave, Georgia. The first season of Reacher is based on the international bestseller, Killing Floor by Lee Child.

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Reacher is an American crime thriller streaming television series based on the Jack Reacher book series by Lee Child. The eight-episode first season, based on Killing Floor, Child's 1997 debut novel, was released on Amazon Prime Video on February 4, 2022. On February 7, 2022, the series was renewed for a second season.


If somebody isn't already planning a hard-core version starring William Seed, I'll gladly do it.

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